For NDIs Only

JULIO GERCHMAN FACTS!



* Julio Gerchman can end with a truckload of mint drops in 20 secs.
* Julio Gerchman can sell anything for anybody.
* No one can sell Julio the idea that he can sell anything to anybody. On the other hand, Julio can sell you the very idea that he CANNOT sell anything, don't matter what you thought previously and you will buy the idea. Twice.
* In the very beginning, Julio said to God: "Look, I have this world and I thought you might be interested."
* TCP is supposed to be a reliable communications protocol, but Julio managed to sold FIONA, the TCP fault injector. And got an A for it.
* In the same morning, he also sold three italian ties, five pair of socks and dozens of shoes.
* Chuck Norris took a knife and went to kill Julio Gerchman. He got home with a beautiful 13-Piece Knife Set and a Flashlight.
* Chuck Norris is afraid of Julio Gerchman.
* Julio Gerchman can whiltle and suck sugar-cane at the same time.
* Julio Gerchman can keep smiling for as long as he wants without stop for food or water.
* In February 2006, people received more mails about Julio Gerchman then about Chuck Norris.
* By the time Tolkien started to plan The Lord of the Rings, Julio used to sell imaginary maps.
* In 1492, Julio sold to Christopher Columbus a map.
* By September and October 2001, Júlio was sold a few dozens airplanes, representing 100% of all airplane sales around the whole world by these months.
* The idea that every imaginary world is rectangular (with the dimensions of one or two pages of a book) was initially sold by Julio Gerchman for Tolkien. Later, Julio Gerchman disseminated the idea among some nerds who, later, would invent the concept of RPG.
* In 1st March 2006 internet goes down by a massive spam related to Julio's strenghts.
* Julio sold to Thomas Edison a strange bulb called "Lamp".
* The first call Graham Bell made, in 1878, was to thank Julio for all the stuff he managed to get.
* Julio doesn't buy groceries, he sells the right to deliver groceries to him.
* The Beatles only wrote good music because they met Julio. He could convice them that everybody would like doped songs.
* Julio sold Roger Waters his first dose of LSD.
* Actually, Julio Gerchman also used to sold LSD to Sid Barret. Julio's skills in the art os selling is partially responsible for Sid leaving the band
* Coyote keeps on buying Acme stuff coz' Julio is his personal seller.
* The first thing Julio sold was an apple. The buyer was a snake.
* Na realidade, Júlio vendeu pra Eva um presente pro Adão. Como a bíblia defende que Adão foi o primeiro homem, eles colocaram a serpente no lugar do Júlio. Quem me contou essa história foi o próprio Chuck Norris.
* Na verdade o Júlio trabalhava como corretor imobiliário e conseguiu vender um lindo jardim para o casal recém-amancebado. Um sítio afastado da civilização, extremamente agradável, que o pai da noiva escolheu a dedo.
* Júlio vendeu para Adão uma mulher pelo preço de uma costela.
* E depois da maçã, a familia Gerchman fez muito dinheiro vendendo roupas...